Dear Mr. Keyboard Pounder,

Thumbs down to you for feeling the need to fill the entire room with the sounds of your loud typing. I’m not sure if your fingers are made of titanium metal or if you just have abnormally muscular fingers and are forced to type away as if you were pounding the keyboard with each letter, but thumbs down to you. It’s not usually going to type any better just because you hit the key any harder. I bet you were that person who would just take the controller and smash every key when playing Street Fighter (pre-pressure sensitive button days) or turn the controller (pre-Wii days) when playing Mario Kart. And as far as I’m aware, computer keyboards are not pressure sensitive unless somewhat broken. So please if you could take a break from typing so that my ears don’t become permanantly damaged that would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!!!

-agapetos

p.s. I will admit that there were times when I would turn the controller when playing Mario Kart, but still that does not make my request any less reasonable.